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Kiri: What if my court date is actually at 8:45pm?
Lawjick: Court doesn't go that late.
Kiri: What about Night Court?
Lawjick: That's not a real thing.
Kiri: Yes it is!
Lawjick: Here. That's not a real thing HERE.
Kiri: Do you have white roses?
Florist: Dozen okay?
Kiri: Yeah, should be.
Florist: Do you want them wrapped?
Kiri: Oh no thanks, they're just going to get blood on them.
Kiri: Fake blood. They're going to get FAKE blood on them.
Kiri: ...okay, thanks.
Shopgirl by Steve Martin (via mustachlewitz)
Anders, Dragon Age 2
1: Are you happy?
2: I'm not unhappy, and that's almost the same thing.
Neil Gaiman (via thatquote)
Quotes without a home!
"The stupid fact of the matter is, after all you’ve done or more importantly what you haven’t done, I still think about you every day. You are an annoyingly constant occupant of my thoughts. That’s just how idiotic love is, you see. You’ve about convinced yourself we never met but I can’t wake up without thinking, “I hope he’s okay.” I can’t smile without this brief hope that somewhere, you’re smiling too. It’s not romantic—not now, not anymore—I’ve moved past that. I’m not that girl anymore and you certainly aren’t that man… but she’s still a part of me and she still loves him. And that latent identity keeps me from being able to forget you. No matter how hard I try.”