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effortlesslygeek:

"If there is ever a tomorrow when we’re not together - there is something you must remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart, I’ll always be with you." 
The OG Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin 1927 

effortlesslygeek:

"If there is ever a tomorrow when we’re not together - there is something you must remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart, I’ll always be with you." 

The OG Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin 1927 

I knew I was in love with creating. I knew it gave me a rush better than any drug could ever hope to. I knew it comforted me, I knew it inspired me, I knew it made waking up in the morning exciting. Something to look forward to—something more beautiful than whatever I was dreaming.

And that’s how I knew I loved him. He makes me feel like I do when I’m creating.

Kiri’s writing again

You don’t let someone into your life because you know they’re never going to hurt you. You let them in because you know that when they hurt you, you’ll both be able to get past it.

He was the sort of creature that, should someone have been dying in a restaurant and a a waiter asked, “Is there a doctor in the house?” he would have stood with great authority and stated, “Actually, the correct term would be a physician.”

[Self discovery is] brilliant! You desert everyone, abandon your responsibilities and relationships and focus completely on your own, personal misery. It’s a douche for the soul.

Crow, Dreamfall: The Longest Journey

Telling it like it is.

5 Relationship Facts I Wish I’d known Years Ago

1. A relationship is not a contract. Anyone who tries to convince you that you “owe” them anything has no business in your life, let alone your heart. You do not have to do something you don’t want to.

2. Independence is only a threat to those who confuse codependence with love.

3. You can love someone and still be better off without them in your life. Nothing protects you from caring for bad people.

4. A kiss is a kiss, not a promise for something more. Not even another kiss.

5. Don’t anticipate its failure. For all you know everything before failed so this could succeed.  

A question that often drives me hazy: am I, or the others, crazy?

Albert Einstein

We aren't cool enough for Night Court in Seattle

Kiri: What if my court date is actually at 8:45pm?

Lawjick: Court doesn't go that late.

Kiri: What about Night Court?

Lawjick: That's not a real thing.

Kiri: Yes it is!

Lawjick: Here. That's not a real thing HERE.

How to get a florist's eyes to bug out of her head

Kiri: Do you have white roses?

Florist: Dozen okay?

Kiri: Yeah, should be.

Florist: Do you want them wrapped?

Kiri: Oh no thanks, they're just going to get blood on them.

Florist: ...

Kiri: Fake blood. They're going to get FAKE blood on them.

Florist: ...

Kiri: ...okay, thanks.

It is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

Shopgirl by Steve Martin (via mustachlewitz)